.Monday, January 21, 2008 ' 11:55 PM Y
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well it had been ages since this blog last had a post. yeah, blame it on ying that pig, she will blame it on homework, homework will blame it on school, school will blame it on teachers and so on and so forth. ultimately, thats not the main thing here - the blog needs a SAVIOUR.
yeah right. you read it right - it does need one. so here i am! first task at hand is to liven it up and keep it going for like about a post in one or two days. i sincerely hope that the management will reward me handsomely for this cos im using my precious time here to cope with the blog. =x
first off nothing much actually. recently nothing really "hot" going on in the guild cos still waiting for that 3 lil pigs (ying ben shery) to organise the guild event that we had been waiting for so long. you guys agree? HURRY PLEASE CHRISTMAS COMING. =x
secondly, i think the posts that ying put up are always VERY SHORT or way too short. i know she tried to cover this up with the pics which takes up space. a round of applause for that great idea. LOL
thirdly, since its so boring in here maybe i should share some jokes which i saw recently. so here goes:-
Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.this piece is best likened by me. LOL. personal preferences. you guys may beg to differ. more to come.XDChinese Torture
A young man is wandering and lost in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door, he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," said the young man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old, and entered the house.
During dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. During the night, he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet, so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes, he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought."If that's the best the old man can do, then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window, and threw the boulder out.
As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted towards the ground, he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post."
swee too right? LOL. ok now for the last one as my post is getting way too long.
A soldier serving in Asia met this lovely Chinese girl in the park. They ended up having dinner and, that night in the hotel while having sex, the girl let out a very loud fart. The soldier jumped out of the bed to get away from the odor. The embarassed girl looked up at him and said, "Oh, so sorry but, front hole so HAPPY, back hole MUST CHEER."
this one abit bian tai i know but nevertheless still entertaining and funny.well so heres something before we end - new year's round the corner right? i mean the chinese one obviously. -.-" any of the ppl here wanna buy coloured lenses for a better look (yes i know you all look good but this will make you look better) or ladies wanna get some new year clothings? feel free to visit this blogsite at http://lsb-shopping.blogspot.com/ and who knows, there might be things that appeal to you right? give it a look. =) oh yeah, our dear ying is part of the owner of that shopping site so please do give her some support~ spread word around will help too.=x
ok thats all for today's post. i will be looking forward to my monthly salary k MANAGEMENT? LOL. i want to sleep.
"Signing off"-PerfectKen-
